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sha-ka-brah:

you can make fun of Ryan Lochte’s smarts all you want, but at least he was smart enough to get a driver to take him home.

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I put this question to Twitter earlier and two of my followers favorited it, so I’m putting it to you:

"He should have taken the Subway": Funny Michael Phelps DUI joke or no?

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"You are all better than you think you are. You are just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself."

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marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

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lolfactory:

Airplane! (1980) so many funny scenes
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☆ funny stuff

lolfactory:

Airplane! (1980) so many funny scenes

☆ tumblr pics

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owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

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It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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shaggsky:

I approve of the NL Central Champs t-shirt! I’m also a size large in case anyone’s feeling like being my new bestie… or boy/girlfriend. ;)

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